What makes the Ultra-Vacuous Anal Douche 4000 a necessity in YOUR home?

* Comfortable
* Easy to Use
* Simple to Clean

The ULTRA-VACUOUS ANAL DOUCHE 4000 is an easy to use cleaning system designed for comfort and simplicity.

INSTRUCTIONS FOR USE: before insertion, enter the vulcanite mount over the bulb probe. Submerge the tip of the mount in the fluid of choice while compressing the bulb. Allow the bulb to completely fill with fluid while relaxing the pressure on the bulb. Once full, insert into area to be DOUCHED. Repeat as needed.

*Please use water soluble lubricant on mount for ease of penetration and comfort.*

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